Rodney calls it my ongoing jihad against iceburg lettuce. And apparently I’m not the only one. He sent me this article today: “Company Aims to Make Iceburg Lettuce Cool Again.” Good luck with that! I’m very glad to hear production is down and producers need to find ways to trick people into eating that crap. I’m going to start a letter-writing campaign to my representatives in congress and ask them to outlaw iceburg lettuce. Anyone caught producing it or eating it would be punished by being pelted with those meaningless white chunks that constitute a “salad” at most restaurants. I’ll bet those suckers would cause a concussion if you hit someone just right. JIHAD!!!