Rodney calls it my ongoing jihad against iceburg lettuce. And apparently I’m not the only one. He sent me this article today: “Company Aims to Make Iceburg Lettuce Cool Again.” Good luck with that! I’m very glad to hear production is down and producers need to find ways to trick people into eating that crap. I’m going to start a letter-writing campaign to my representatives in congress and ask them to outlaw iceburg lettuce. Anyone caught producing it or eating it would be punished by being pelted with those meaningless white chunks that constitute a “salad” at most restaurants. I’ll bet those suckers would cause a concussion if you hit someone just right. JIHAD!!!
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We must celebrate the diversity of lettuce and that includes the iceberg family.
I love seeing my name in your blog.
We must celebrate the diversity of lettuce and that includes the iceberg family.
I love seeing my name in your blog.
oh HOW I LOATHE the iceberg lettuce…ICK!
*gag*
*barf*
Sorry, my dear – I have to disagree with you on this one. I support diversity for lettuces of all leaf. I mean, if it is iceberg today, who is to say that tomorrow someone won’t take issue with bibb or red leaf tomorrow?
I proudly eat that “crap” they call a salad, however I would rather have Romaine I can’t eat the maple leafs and grass you try to make me eat. It just takes nutty and I worry.